What is Autofellatio Fetish? Giving yourself a blowjob.

Autofellatio fetish has been the dream of men since perhaps the dawn of time. Put simply, autofellatio is the act (or art?) of sucking one’s own penis. It is often spoke of in mythical terms, like being able to lick your own elbow. Egyptian mythology even suggests an actual god once did it. Not only did the god Atum create himself, he performed autofellatio (or at least ingested his own semen) and created two more gods soon after. Surely it’s not humanly possible… right? And even if it were possible, nobody would ever find out because someone capable of autofellatio would never have a reason to leave their home. Autofellatio could be considered the ultimate act of male masturbation. Men make do with their hands only because it is the best option available at hand… so to speak. If a man could give himself a blowjob, he’d achieve a glorious new level of masturbation and have lewd statues built in his honor. 

Contrary to common belief, autofellatio isn’t impossible. It requires some combination of flexibility and endowment, with one able to compensate for the other to some degree. If a guy has a ten-inch penis, he’s a lot more likely to be able to accomplish this than someone with four inches, who would have to make up for it with additional flexibility. That said, it’s still very difficult. Famed sexologist Alfred Kinsey reported in 1948 that a “considerable portion of the population does record attempts at self-fellation” and estimated that roughly 1% of men were capable of oral contact with their penis and only 2-3 out of 1000 capable of actually sucking it. It has been about 70 years since then and with the mainstream popularity of yoga, I have to assume that number has risen at least a little. 

Autofellatio was previously criticized for being a sign of some psychosis or another. Psychoanalysts would label it as narcissistic or homosexual or whatever other association they could give it to make it sound “deviant”. I like to think they were just jealous that others could achieve what they could not. Still, there are straight men who struggle to come to terms with what autofellatio might mean for their sexuality. A man who sucks dick would be considered homosexual, by most accounts, after all. But countless men (straight, gay, and everything in between) give themselves handjobs on a regular basis without thinking twice about it. If using your hand to pleasure your penis poses no “threat” to heterosexuality, I hardly see why using your mouth would be any different. 

Now, this can be a difficult fetish to indulge in. Obviously, if you’re in the >99% of men who can’t suck their own dick, you’re out of luck and may drive yourself mad attempting the impossible. But there are still ways to enjoy the idea vicariously. Erotic stories, true and fictional, detail the act in ways that cater to fetishists. There are also some pornographic movies that depict autofellatio in all its glory. And while hard to find, there are men and trans-women who will perform autofellatio live on webcam for others to view, a great way for one to see that it’s possible while enjoying some voyeurism in the process. For less realistic depictions, there is always erotic art like hentai; when one can draw a 20 inch penis or ignore some important bits of human anatomy, it’s remarkably easy to depict someone doing autofellatio! So whether you crave the sight of a real person sucking their own cock or just get off on the overall idea of autofellatio, there are certainly options out there to help you out, since you’re far from the only person to find it erotic. Perhaps in the next century, medical science will make it possible for anyone to give themselves a blowjob, bringing much of the world’s productiveness to a halt. Worth it.