Oh, my God! You call that a penis? I’ve never seen anything so small and fucking tiny in my life! And crooked! How can that be? It’s so small, but it’s fucking crooked! Oh, my God, it’s hilarious! Hold on, hold on! I’ve got to get out my fucking camera and take a picture of this! Oh, ok, hold on, hold on! Stay still! Stay still! I don’t want that little dick just disappearing! Oh, this is fucking great! I can’t wait to send this stuff to all my girlfriends! They’re gonna have so much fun gossiping about that little fucking thing! This is going to Jeniffer, Stephanie, Cassandra… Oh, and definitely Monica! I have to send it to Monica! You know she’s gonna fucking obliterate your ass! Oh, this is gonna be so much fun! You’re so fucking pathetic! It’s so funny! Oh, you know you really should have been like, a comedian because everyone is just gonna laugh at you for the rest of your life because you’re so fucking pathetic! And that little thing? I know, we all just can’t help but laugh at your fucking hilarious little dick! Oh shit, I’ve got a text already. This is what she sais: Laughed my ass off rolling on the floor! What is that little thing? Is that a cock? This is what I’m gonna write back to her: Hell no! That’s nothing! That’s just a pathetic excuse of a man! That’s right! That cock is not… No! You’re not a man, you’re just a sorry excuse of a man! Oh, it’s the fucking loser who has a little cock and me and my girlfriends are gonna have so much fun today talking about it because I’ve just sent them pictures! Oh, my Gosh, I can’t wait to tell all my other girlfriends! You know what? Instead of texting them pictures I’m just gonna call’em up right now and we’re gonna go, have dinner and we’re all gonna laugh about you! I might even video tape that and send it into you just so you could see how much fun we had making fun of your ugly small dick ass! Fucking peace out, loser!
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